1) Body Glide
Discovered in the top drawer of my nightstand.
2) 5kg bag of rice
Found a note attached, "Me cook?"
3) Fold up plastic Origamibowl
Filed away in my bookcase next to the used notebooks.
4) Packets of Gu
Relocated to my medicine cabinet next to the free samples of Kiehls moisturizer
5) Trekking poles
Slotted in between the 7 iron and the sand wedge in my golf bag
Clearly this woman thinks I am insane and disturbed. I'm starting to think that she might not be wrong.
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